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important PSA about when your car is smoking

alicatchrist:

mama-green:

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

thequeenofsunflowers:

wellyfullofale:

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

Best Spongebob episodes

myhairisademon:

hotsenator:

  • Ripped Pants
  • When Spongebob has to sleep over under Patrick’s rock and Patrick beats Spongebob like 50 times in his sleep…
  • Krusty Krab Pizza Song / WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES!
  • Plankton turns Spongebob into a robot and then he rebels.
  • FIRMLY GRASP IT!
  • I’m in the kitchen…at night. / Nosferatu
  • “3 cheers for Squidward! Hip hip! Boo.. Hip hip! boo.. Hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK!”
  • Krusty Krab Training Video
  • The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and Spongebob can’t keep up.
  • WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR, HOLY SHIT!
  • Sandy hibernates…
  • Spongebob and Patrick try to raise a baby clam…
  • Spongebob and Patrick paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK!
  • Onion Breath / I’M UGLY…AND I’M PROUD!
  • When Spongebob and Patrick pretend to be Squiward when he’s trying to sell his house…
  • When Spongebob gets sick and Patrick tries to cure him…
  • WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
  • CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
  • Spongebob B.C.
  • When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and Spongebob is a kitchen sponge…
  • SEA BEAR / CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
  • Magic Conch Shell
  • SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
  • Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon.
  • FUUUUUTUUREEEE
  • Talent show with Squidward’s interpretive dance…
  • The dream episode where Spongebob is Squidward’s clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA!
  • Kevin and the queen jellyfish…
  • Fine dining and breathing…
  • Flying Dutchman’s leedle leddle leedle lee…
  • The one where they’re at the superbowl in a band…

This makes me smile so much because everyone here knows every iconic episode that will continue to age like wine through future generations to come.

bootyscientist2:

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about